I AM SQUARED AWAY. I HAVE DONE ALL OF THE REQUIRED ZOMBIES AND CAN NOW DO ANY WORK I WANT.

What is my first response to this joy? Make another zombie. Oh, and start plans for THREE MORE ZOMBIES. (I think I need help.) But Tido will be happy to hear that I am working on "Windchime Zombie", whom I dub Byron. He is CONSIDERABLY MORE DEAD that previous zombies. I AM UPPING MY DEATH QUOTA. DEAD THINGS ARE MORE FUN. But, and this is just out of curiosity, why does everyone assume that a zombie with ambiguous figure (or, uh, flesh shorn down to the ribcage) is a GIRL ZOMBIE when I give them all MALE NAMES? I KNOW THEY HAVE GIRLY FACES, LEAVE ME ALONE.

Huuuum. Lesse. OH. FESTIVAL IS COMING. I am going to submit pieces... and I can't decide if I should try to sell them or not. BUT TOMORROW, IN ADDITION TO MY QUALITY PIECES, I WILL FORCE TIDO TO MAT FESTIVAL PIECES. I should get her a gift or something, seriously.

I PROMISE TO WORK ON THE COMIC SOON. I WILL HAVE TIME NOW, BECAUSE I AM TOO LAME TO GET A REAL JOB. Oh that's right. I'm going to sell aaaaaart. Commissions, prints, photos, whatever. Because I have been struck upon the head with an Idealism Stick, apparently. I'll have a separate account for that though. So that potential customers can't see my whining and bitching, ah ha.